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Living Creatures Cast a Faint Aura That Stops at Death, Study Suggests

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Mouse glow alive and dead.

All living things cast an eerie glow, apparently.
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rraszews
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Wonder if this could lead to a noninvasive way to locate dying or damaged tissue
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A Time Before Smartphones [Comic]

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[Source: The Doghouse Diaries]

Click This Link for the Full Post > A Time Before Smartphones [Comic]

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rraszews
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I wish sometimes the old timer's story would be "We were wrong all the time and had to make uncomfortable conversations with people we had nothing in common with. If you were at all unusual or nerdy you'd be shunned and very lonely because your only choices for human interaction shunned you."
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TSA Says Passengers Without Real ID Should Get to the Airport 3 Hours Early

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Miami International Airport TSA checkpoint security screening with a Real ID sign.

The Real ID deadline is May 7.
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rraszews
9 days ago
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Unfortunately, at least one state mistakenly started issuing licenses with the real ID star before they completely enacted the standard, leading to some people who have pre-real-ID licenses that look like they are compliant, which is sure to cause chaos.
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Chess Position

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It's important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it's best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.
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rraszews
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Reminds me of a short story I read in grade school called "Von Goom's Gambit", about a mediocre chess player who becomes grandmaster by discovering a sequence of moves that turns the chessboard into what amounts (in modern terms) to a QR code that crashes the human brain. It ends with him getting lynched by a bunch of respectable chess players who decide they just can't stand the asshole.
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jlvanderzwan
15 days ago
This reads like a Douglas Adams punchline
SacredSpud
14 days ago
Is that what that story was about? When I was a kid the public library had it in an anthology called Mad Scientists, edited by Isaac Asimov. The book was bound incorrectly so that the first few pages of that story were repeated several times, and the rest was missing.
rraszews
14 days ago
Yes, that's the same anthology where I read it. At the end, Von Goom plays a televised game against the world champ, killing him and permanently injuring millions of people in the TV audience, and, finding no other recourse, a gang of grandmasters takes him out in the woods and murders him. I believe there's a horror twist at the end where they mock his dead body with the nickname "Von Goon" and he regains consciousness long enough to correct them.
rraszews
14 days ago
(There was a whole series of those Asimov-edited anthologies. The one about TV was where I first read "Eight O'Clock in the Morning", the short story that the movie "They Live" is based on.
marcrichter
14 days ago
Sounds amazing!
cjheinz
15 days ago
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Nice!
Lexington, KY; Naples, FL
alt_text_bot
15 days ago
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It's important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it's best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.

Aristotle: the First Nerd

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rraszews
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Hey, Aristotle had a perfectly logical reason for concluding women were inferior. It was because they had fewer teeth. Which he knew by not actually counting.
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Three Panel Soul - The Business Plot

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New comic!

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rraszews
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Historically, the only man ever to be named "Smedley" who turned out to do the right thing when the chips were down.
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