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Five Word Jargon

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My other (much harder) hobby is trying to engineer situations where I have an excuse to use more than one of them in short succession.
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rraszews
46 days ago
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Unfortunately, none of them can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.
Columbia, MD
Screwtape
46 days ago
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"Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin"
denismm
46 days ago
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My favorite such phrase is only 4 words, unfortunately. “Pulse detonation engine tube”.
jlvanderzwan
46 days ago
... not sure if penis joke or not
denismm
46 days ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_detonation_engine
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46 days ago
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My other (much harder) hobby is trying to engineer situations where I have an excuse to use more than one of them in short succession.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Classics

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They also kill a lot of birds and Dorothy is weirdly insouciant about double manslaughter.


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brennen
53 days ago
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I read these books in editions that were pretty old ~1989, and have no memory of the wolf massacre. Which you'd think would kind of stand out.
Boulder, CO
rraszews
54 days ago
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It's not *bookended* by murders. The second murder happens in the MIDDLE
Columbia, MD

Comic for 2020.06.21

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New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
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rraszews
55 days ago
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Goofy is the only one of the core Classic Gang to canonically have a child (Everyone else has neices and nephews). Goofy fucks. It's canon.
Columbia, MD

RIP John Conway

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1937-2020
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laza
122 days ago
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So beautiful!
Belgrade, Serbia
rraszews
123 days ago
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Conway dying of the disease that we fight via social distancing feels like an O Henry twist ending.
Columbia, MD
kyleniemeyer
123 days ago
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Ugh. Made me tear up, when I realized what it was showing.
Corvallis, OR
istoner
124 days ago
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Wow. Poignant.
Saint Paul, MN, USA
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124 days ago
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1937-2020

Truck Proximity

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See also: Farm animals and dinosaurs. I am so confident that there exists children's media that involves dinosaurs driving trucks on a farm that I'm writing this without even Googling to check.
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acdha
170 days ago
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We do far into the lower right quadrant it’s not even funny
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dukeofwulf
170 days ago
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I was trying to think of something to put in the top left corner, but "farm animals and dinosaurs" fits the bill pretty well.
rraszews
170 days ago
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Not to mention that there is children's media where the dinosaurs literally ARE trucks.
Columbia, MD
alt_text_bot
170 days ago
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See also: Farm animals and dinosaurs. I am so confident that there exists children's media that involves dinosaurs driving trucks on a farm that I'm writing this without even Googling to check.
tdknox
170 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bUmxUWs1Uk

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Entangled

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Did I mention it's made of all natural fermions?


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rraszews
190 days ago
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Anyone keeping a running tally of how many people have made this joke so far? I think this is the sixth time I've run into it.
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aranth
189 days ago
I was keeping a tally but I'm afraid I've lost count and need to spend a few more days on quality checks.
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