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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pulley

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You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!


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rraszews
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"I'm also patenting it since I'll need the licensing fees to pay for her therapy"
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A Message from a Distant Alien Civilization [Comic]

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flavor

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Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.


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rraszews
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IT'S A COOKBOOK!
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hannahdraper
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So you can buy a 500-count pack of communion wafers on Amazon. I tried one time to see if they'd work well as the base for adorably blasphemous canapes, but alas... they taste like shit.
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fancycwabs
25 days ago
Judas was all "if THIS is your body, Lord, I'm gonna trade you in for 30 pieces of silver and get some real food."

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rraszews
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Cats are oddly timeless. Dogs, because they are bred for appearance and breeds have grooming standards, will change over time - dogs in century-old pictures look different from dogs today just like people today look different due to fashion, grooming and health trends. But a cat from 1920 or 1880 or 1950 or 2026 will all look the same as always because cats are immune to time.
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Security Square Mall has some nice neon, palm trees, and brick floors. Its occupancy isn’t too bad…

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Security Square Mall has some nice neon, palm trees, and brick floors. Its occupancy isn’t too bad as of a year ago, but now that Macy’s is gone, there may be problems

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rraszews
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I suspect they have basically a captive lunch audience with the Social Security offices nearby which is keeping them afloat.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anything

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Comics like these are the real reason my kids aren't old enough to read SMBC yet.


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It me.
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