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Unfortunately, none of them can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.
Columbia, MD
"Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin"
My favorite such phrase is only 4 words, unfortunately. “Pulse detonation engine tube”.
My other (much harder) hobby is trying to engineer situations where I have an excuse to use more than one of them in short succession.
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They also kill a lot of birds and Dorothy is weirdly insouciant about double manslaughter.
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I read these books in editions that were pretty old ~1989, and have no memory of the wolf massacre. Which you'd think would kind of stand out.
Boulder, CO
It's not *bookended* by murders. The second murder happens in the MIDDLE
Columbia, MD
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Goofy is the only one of the core Classic Gang to canonically have a child (Everyone else has neices and nephews). Goofy fucks. It's canon.
Columbia, MD
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Conway dying of the disease that we fight via social distancing feels like an O Henry twist ending.
Columbia, MD
Wow. Poignant.
Saint Paul, MN, USA
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We do far into the lower right quadrant it’s not even funny
Washington, DC
I was trying to think of something to put in the top left corner, but "farm animals and dinosaurs" fits the bill pretty well.
Not to mention that there is children's media where the dinosaurs literally ARE trucks.
Columbia, MD
See also: Farm animals and dinosaurs. I am so confident that there exists children's media that involves dinosaurs driving trucks on a farm that I'm writing this without even Googling to check.
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Did I mention it's made of all natural fermions?
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Anyone keeping a running tally of how many people have made this joke so far? I think this is the sixth time I've run into it.
Columbia, MD
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