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You’ve Been Playing Monopoly Wrong Your Whole Life

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Think Monopoly is just naturally long, chaotic, and friendship-ending? Turns out… a lot of that is our fault.

This video breaks down how most players ignore the actual rules, like turning Free Parking into a jackpot, skipping property auctions, or letting players hand out loans. None of that is official and it’s exactly why games drag on forever.

The real rules? They make the game faster, more strategic, and way more cutthroat (in a fun way). Check it out!

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rraszews
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I have never heard of anyone doing the "free parking jackpot" house rule outside of articles claiming Monopoly is faster if you don't do that.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pulley

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You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!


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"I'm also patenting it since I'll need the licensing fees to pay for her therapy"
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A Message from a Distant Alien Civilization [Comic]

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flavor

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Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.


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IT'S A COOKBOOK!
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hannahdraper
47 days ago
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So you can buy a 500-count pack of communion wafers on Amazon. I tried one time to see if they'd work well as the base for adorably blasphemous canapes, but alas... they taste like shit.
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fancycwabs
45 days ago
Judas was all "if THIS is your body, Lord, I'm gonna trade you in for 30 pieces of silver and get some real food."

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rraszews
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Cats are oddly timeless. Dogs, because they are bred for appearance and breeds have grooming standards, will change over time - dogs in century-old pictures look different from dogs today just like people today look different due to fashion, grooming and health trends. But a cat from 1920 or 1880 or 1950 or 2026 will all look the same as always because cats are immune to time.
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Security Square Mall has some nice neon, palm trees, and brick floors. Its occupancy isn’t too bad…

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Security Square Mall has some nice neon, palm trees, and brick floors. Its occupancy isn’t too bad as of a year ago, but now that Macy’s is gone, there may be problems

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I suspect they have basically a captive lunch audience with the Social Security offices nearby which is keeping them afloat.
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