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Two Ur is human.
Columbia, MD
Not to be confused with the Uruk-Or-Urk-Or-Ur-Ur-Error, which involves mishearing someone and as a result believing that a certain fishing village in the Netherlands is a lot more ancient than it actually is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urk
Say that five times fast.
North Central Kentuckistaniana
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My son once described chess as "a roguelike"
Columbia, MD
The Daily Beast reports:
Katie Miller, wife of Stephen Miller and former Elon Musk devotee, made an appearance on Jesse Watters Primetime on Tuesday night and joined Watters in joking about her husband’s sexual prowess immediately after discussing the murder of fellow conservative Charlie Kirk.
As their interview about Kirk was winding down—in it, they discussed his widow, Erika, and the future of Kirk’s Turning Point USA under her leadership—Watters said to Miller, “Just so the audience is aware, you are married to Stephen Miller, so you are the envy of all women.”
“The sexual matador, right?” Miller replied. “He’s an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches, being like, ‘Let’s start the day, I’m going to defeat the left and we are going to win.‘ He wakes up the day ready to carry out the mission that President Trump was elected to do,” Miller said.
Read the full article.
Watters: You’re married to Stephen Miller. You’re the envy of all women
Miller: The sexual matador, right?…He’s an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let’s start the day, I’m going to defeat the leftpic.twitter.com/iCIE3AdMVR
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) September 24, 2025
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I assume she means "He tries not to get hurt while my bull rails me."
Columbia, MD
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Makes me think of a Victor Borge bit where he assigned sounds to punctuation.
Columbia, MD
Although now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...
Netflix’s spookiest teen drama just got dragged into the torture chamber, and no, not by Wednesday herself. Honest Trailers is here, sharpening its sarcasm and dissecting Wednesday (S1 & S2) like Thing with a grudge and a scalpel. Check it out!
Click This Link for the Full Post > From Thing’s Backstory to Viral Dances, Honest Trailers Pokes Fun at Wednesday
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It still bugs me that every portrayal of Thing since the Raul Julia movie has him as a disembodied hand, when the original idea was that it was the hand of SOMETHING that the audience wasn't allowed to see
Columbia, MD
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Out: Spontaneous Human Combustion. In: Spontaneous Shirt Combustion. The “Western Daily Press,” April 22, 1996:
Can anybody solve the mystery of the frazzled shirt, the melted clothes pegs, and the bang from the sky?
A tale of the paranormal, perhaps?
Father-of-three Alan Fairless has been left a bemused man by the sudden destruction of his favorite green-and-white striped polo shirt.
His Sunday lie-in was interrupted at about 6 a.m. by an explosive-like noise in his back garden.
But there was no sign of lightning or anything strangely untoward around Howes Close in Warmley, near Bristol.
But later as he sipped his morning coffee, Mr. Fairless noticed the smouldering remains of his Lacoste shirt beneath the washing line.
"All that remains of the shirt is a few bits of green cloth around the shoulders. It was barely recognizable,” said Mr. Fairless.
“I’ve no idea how this happened. None of the other clothes on the washing line were touched.”
“It was a fine night. I even phoned the weather centre and they said there had been no reports of lightning.”
The engineer added, “It couldn’t have been a practical joke either. My neighbors are very quiet.”
“It couldn’t have been the children either since the eldest is only four.”
His wife Marcia said, “We had just had a quiet night in and we were woken up by this bang. It’s a real mystery.”
Bristol Weather Centre said they had no reports of lightning early on Sunday morning.
There was a sequel to this story in the “Bristol Observer” on July 5:
Washing lines in Warmley were the subject of a series of bizarre arson attacks last weekend. Clothes and property were damaged at seven homes following a two-hour blitz on Saturday morning (June 29), from 4am to 6am. The attacks happened in Quantock Close, Chiltern Close, Malvern Drive and Meadow Court. The fire in Chiltern Close spread to the side of the house and damaged a conservatory.
A playpen of toys was also destroyed in the first blaze in Quantock Close. The attacks follow the destruction of a man's shirt while it was hanging on a washing line in Warmley at the end of April this year.
Alan Fairless, of Howes Close, heard a loud explosion in his back yard at 6am and later discovered the remains of his shirt under the washing line.
Fire Brigade spokesman John Dando said he felt there was a link between that incident and the current ones.
“It’s extraordinary. I think the incidents have got to be related. There is no logical explanation.
“But on a serious note, it’s obviously worrying that someone is stalking around at that time of night setting fire to washing lines.
"I cannot understand what motivation anyone would have for doing that. It's not much of a progression from setting fire to garden sheds, cars and homes. We want this person caught as soon as possible."
Police have appealed for witnesses to the attacks. Phone Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111 if you can help.
I couldn’t find out if the mystery was ever solved.
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I once had a quilted shirt catch fire while I was wearing it. About half of the outer layer smouldered away to ash before I noticed. It would make a decent Tale of the Weird, aside from the fact that it has the very mundane explanation that I'd walked too close to a hardware store display on propane patio heaters
Columbia, MD
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